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circumcising: DID SOMEONE REALLY FUCKING PHOTOSHOP A 9/11 PICTURE SO IT WAS LIKE YAHOO CRASHING...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:44:58 -0400

DID SOMEONE REALLY FUCKING PHOTOSHOP A 9/11 PICTURE SO IT WAS LIKE YAHOO CRASHING INTO TUMBLR..thats really fucking disgusting

maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:21:48 -0400

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

circumcising: do i need ‘i put out on the first date’ written on my forehead so boys finally ask me...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:13:04 -0400

circumcising:

do i need ‘i put out on the first date’ written on my forehead so boys finally ask me on dates or what

Fat bodies aren't 'lifestyles.' They're bodies.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:10:30 -0400

thisisthinprivilege:

thisisthinprivilege:

You can’t tell why someone’s fat by looking at them, nor is it any of your concern. Get over it.

Se-cond verse, same-as-the-first!

(aka, reblogging myself because this needs to be on TITP again)

cybercum: the word pizza is a sext in itself

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:09:06 -0400

cybercum:

the word pizza is a sext in itself

hungarian: i don’t think we appreciate plates enough. they let u hold food without getting your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:04:50 -0400

hungarian:

i don’t think we appreciate plates enough. they let u hold food without getting your hands dirty. plates are pretty special

ipoog: do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:03:06 -0400

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

circumcising: there is nothing more shameful than using “you’re” when you should’ve used “your”

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:56:51 -0400

circumcising:

there is nothing more shameful than using “you’re” when you should’ve used “your”

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mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:16:26 -0400

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

jesussbabymomma: i love heels so much i feel so empowered in them

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:09:11 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

i love heels so much i feel so empowered in them

jaclcfrost: “shouldn’t you be sleeping”

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:03:41 -0400

jaclcfrost:

“shouldn’t you be sleeping”

Reblog ONLY if you have a millioin dollar pussy! we will doublecheck if you do...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:07:58 -0400

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vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:10:04 -0400

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

condorn: Just bc youre upset doesnt mean you can just drop everything and everyone and leave.

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:48:23 -0400

condorn:

Just bc youre upset doesnt mean you can just drop everything and everyone and leave.

pizza: an epic trilogy

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:24:07 -0400

pizza:

an epic trilogy

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